“Open top child cage (crib) and mattress-$93”
Interesting title.

This was not the end. The first picture he uploaded was unclear but covered it with an amazing explanation. He wrote that he was sorry for the blurry first photo, one of them got out and bit his leg while he was clicking. It was painful and he screamed which made the photo blur. Unfortunately there was no time to click another picture.

Further he explained about what an important role that crib played in his parental life. He said that the separation afforded by this unit comes in handy for discipline; the thing you pretend/hope will eventually teach you how to behave. It won’t work, of course, but we all have to pretend. They are selling because their youngest can now escape at will. They investigated closed top cage models but there [were] concerns over the legality of these designs.

They are not only offering the wooden child crate but also a suitable sized bed for the comfort of your children along with it. He believes that this was more for the parents benefit than the child’s.

With such a comfortable mattress it will be a relief for the parents seeing their child being cozy enough to stay asleep for at least an hour at a time. That’s the best anyone can wish for. He also gave an advice to the parents to take small naps when they’re on the toilet. It’s the only place to escape. Someday you will come to realization that bathroom is your go-to place even when you don’t actually have to go to empty your stomach. And so if this ever happens just make sure you flush your fake poo and turn the tap on to pretend that you are washing your hands. 7 minutes is all you get. Then take a deep breath and go out to reality.

He knew that many of them would want to know the reason for the specific price he has put up. He explained the reason behind it. He kept the price $93 because this was what the therapist has charged them for teaching how to deal with their child’s increased and their decreased freedom. He even said that he and his wife wouldn’t make it in to see the therapist. They would probably fall asleep holding hands and sobbing in the waiting room. If anyone is interested to buy this adorably comfortable crib or just want more detail about it can read the full post.

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